The Ultimate in Home Safety!

Forget about home security systems, with their high cost and those sensors you will inevitably trip, bringing the entire local police, fire, and rescue squads to your home. Guard dogs are more trouble than they're worth, what with the drooling and shedding and the constant need for food and attention. No, we think the safest way you can protect yourself from all of the evils of the world is to build yourself a fort.

Yep, grab all the pillows and bed linens you have, and start your fort. Find all the things in this world you hold near and dear and pack them in there with you. Now you're safe, cozy, and all at a minimal cost! It's the ideal in personal safety.

11 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Its a good tip, and the most obvious one.

You are right, why waste money on expensive gadgets when the safest way is as you have described

portula said...

Wow! Warren you got me there.....
Thanks for making me laugh. Cheers!

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Yehudi said...

The fort is a great idea...I don't know why I ddidn't think of that myself! It shows that my kids were right all along!

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